Funny Hulk Hogan Story

One sunny afternoon, Hulk Hogan walked into a grocery store wearing his yellow bandana and ripped tank top. He wasn’t there to body-slam anyone—he just needed milk. But as he turned the corner, he saw the last gallon on the shelf… and a grandma reaching for it.

The crowd (okay, just a couple shoppers) gathered around. Hogan pointed at the milk and said, “Whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania runs wild on your shopping cart?!”

The grandma didn’t flinch. She looked him dead in the eye and said, “Young man, I was watching wrestling before you were even famous.” Then—BAM—she snatched the milk quicker than Hogan could flex.

The crowd gasped. Hogan, shocked, raised his hands. “Brother, you’re tougher than Andre the Giant!” he said. The grandma winked, flexed her bicep, and walked away with her milk.

That day, Hogan didn’t just lose the milk—he gained respect. From then on, he always carried a spare gallon in his car, just in case another grandma challenge came his way.